001 / FEATURED
STEEL HALO PROTOCOL
The machines have taken control. Fight the protocol — and the autonomous ships racing you to the prize.
ENTER PROTOCOL THE UNIT17F BROWSER ARCADE // EST. 2026
UNREASONABLY SERIOUS GAMES.
WELCOME
TO THE
ARCADE.
Six ridiculous missions. Several highly questionable drones. One fluorescent yellow mug that refuses to stay recovered.
06EXPERIENCES
01MISSING YETI
∞BAD DECISIONS
// SELECT YOUR NEXT POOR DECISION
THE GAME LIBRARY
Each game launches in your browser. No downloads, no installers — just questionable missions.
06 / 06 TITLES
002 / ARCADE CLASSIC
SKYFIRE ’85
Fly hard. Shoot harder. Collect the pieces of Gerard’s entirely unreasonable missing YETI.
START FIRING
003 / SOLO MISSION
YETI: REDLINE
One drone. Endless tunnels. Retrieve the cargo.
LAUNCH MISSION
004 / OFFICE OPERATIONS
OPERATION YETI 3D
Search the office. Scan the scene. Recover the mug.
DEPLOY DRONE
005 / ORIGINAL INCIDENT
OPERATION YETI
The missing mug emergency that started it all.
OPEN INCIDENT
006 / INCIDENT COMMAND
INCIDENT COMMAND
Another route into the original UNIT17F incident.
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// INCIDENT FILE: OY-001
IT ALL STARTED
WITH A MUG.
A fluorescent yellow YETI disappeared. Normal people would have asked around the office. UNIT17F authorised a drone programme, several combat operations and at least one AI containment protocol.
REVISIT THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT